Boom SKinny Butt

I just sat and watched a lady get up from the dinner table at KFC like 50 times and it it me with all the talk of fad diets this has got to be the best one out there for any Mom :)

First there was Atkins, then paleo, and now keto. I’m pretty sure the next big thing is going to be the toddler diet (copyright pending). What’s the toddler diet?

Well I’m so glad you asked, my friend. The toddler diet (copyright pending) is where you can eat pretty much whatever you want, but it goes like this:

- Take a bite - Run around the room - Take a second bite - Run around the room - Take a third bite - Forget about food completely and focus solely on playing and jumping and climbing and running. - Fight with your food provider until they give up and just give you a vitamin and pray for the best.

BOOM!!! Instant skinny butt.